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The Bu-uhh

Watercolour

The Bu-uhh

A pariah par excellence, the Bu-uhh is a familiar outcast. Excluded from its forever unstable and ineffable families, this rare specimen grows darker in time. It is yet to be determined if this is due to a defensive camouflage or just ineffable stupidity.
In addition, the Bu-uhh is known to dream with female Bu-uhh’s corpses, beetle juice, and, occasionally, with what Dr. D. Morris would call “naked apes armed with two sharp canines, chronic skin cancer, and a filthy temper”, which they exorcise through ineffable charcoal doodles on the ineffable cave walls where they live in.

The Wow

Watercolour

The Wow

The Wow is an inventive and witty creature.
As soon as the Wow starts working on a new invention, the animal kingdom ceases all activity, marvelled by the Wow’s genius. The circle of life is interrupted by mounting excitement.
The inventions of the Wow are a total waste of time.
Luckily, and for the good of the animal kingdom, only one specimen survives nowadays.